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Money doesn't grow on trees, but both money and trees are flammable. So the next time you're about to burn down a tree, double-check just to make sure it isn't actually a big stack of money, first.

          
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Contact
Eager to get in touch with Kevin, or just to see what mischief he's making elsewhere on the internet? Look no further than the below repository of methods via which one might hypothetically do so!

Facebook: Kevin-esque (fan page)
Gmail: fcmidi
Last.fm: Kevin "Dr Fruitcake" Green (artist) / kevin-esque (user)
Steam: fruitcakemidi
Twitter: fcmidi
YouTube: fruitcakemidi

In addition, if you're itching to chat with me and other totally rad people in real time, don't hesitate to hop on over to our IRC chatroom! It could hardly be easier; just whack the link below to open the chat right in your browser.

IRC: irc.kbfail.net / #fcmidi

Finally, if you find yourself yearning for the days of old when it used to take hours or even days to get a reply to your messages, then you might be interested in checking out the forums linked below, which are frequented by many of the same internet superstars as the above IRC channel. Administrated by a certain Tom Scott (LynkStar), hosted externally, and not officially affiliated with Kevin-esque in any way, these boards are nonetheless a pretty neat place to lurk post.

InvisionFree: FCMidi Forums

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